Tuesday, May 31, 2016

A Birthday Letter To Afrobabe

Dear Afro:

I know how this day should be important to you, but its also important to us the bloggers too. Because it was on this day, that some twenty-something years ago your mum gave birth to you. It might be April fool's day, but for sure you aint a fool. You are the best blogger Blogville has ever had. It even shows in your blog, the stories you write, the pictures you upload, you've grown so much, and i know you still growing. I wanna take this moment to wish you a happy day today. Grow up to be the best you can be. I wish you all the luck in finding a husband for your own self. Please be quick on that because i gues its also your mum's wish to have you married with children b4 she leaves this earth. I promise you, you'll be like me one day, maybe a step forward. Married with children. I've sent you that bouquet of flowers. I hope you'll love them. I went around town searching for those, and it took me a while before i cud find something you'll love. One other thing, thank you for spoiling my easter holidays, and the 5 days i took thereafter to rest, coz i cudn't stop thinking about you and your big day. I hope you enjoyed it though.

Happy Birthday girlfriend.


Love, Jaybabe.

38 comments:

Afrobabe said...

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

what kind of pic is that??????

So manyyyyyyyyy things in one place...
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Jaybabe is trying to kill me oh....

Afrobabe said...

Awwwwwwwwwww thanks love...
that was so so sweet....I really appreciate it....

the pic is ........infact I am at a loss for words....so many shapes,colours and sizes...circumcized and uncircumsized....

My God girl, you nearly gave me a heart attack....

Thanks...love u loads...

Chari said...

gawsh!!!

da pic is like...awhhh!!!

desperate lady said...

Rotflmaoooo, girl u got d right pic 4 afrobabe, she doesn't deserve less.......hopefully that.ll satisfy her.....
Once again.....happy birthday afrobabe.

Chari said...

I doubt even she can handle all that at once

eddiie said...

:.....that pix? whats all that?

princesa said...

awwwh ...so sweet of you to do this for dear afro.
Once again you show ur thoughtful side jay.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AFRO!

soupasexy said...

ewwww, shit! that bouquet almost gave me a heart attack..

but very sweet and nice of u:0)

Afrobabe said...

hehheheheheheh came back to have a sneak peak....

Jayn Sean said...

@Afro...bwahahahaa...in fact i wanted to put up a picture of the guy i found for you. But that one is so extreme ooo! You were goinno kill me. I wanted to tell you that i found someone for you who'll marry you at the blink of an eye. But then i remembered that love comes from the heart. You shud find your right guy for your own self. Remember when you said the first thing you look for in a guy, is if his front's got a bulge? Yeah that guy has all you'll need! LOL..Just choose which one you want. I mean the flowers...Happy birthday sucker!

@Charizard...hahahahahahaha..Afro loveeeeeesss it!!! She will surely handle them all at the same time. Trust me on that one. She grew up in a missionary school. When she got out she did all she cud to know all about these things...lol..

@Eddiie...thats a bouquet of flowers for Afro. Its a her birthday and that was all i cud get for her. You like it too? Yeah i know. She loves it!..lol..

@Princesa..thanx dear. There are some people you just cant forget. Even on their special days. She's one of them.

@Soupasexy...when's your buffday?

@Afro...just say that you love the flowers nowwww! Abeg...lol..

And hey Charizard, thanx for stopping by...

diary of a G said...

damnnnnn happy b day AfroBabe
what kind of flowers is that? looks new

Chari said...

Jaybabe? wetin i do...how did I scare you?? Pray telll....

Jayn Sean said...

@DoG...bwahahaha...yeah sweets, new addition on stock!

@Charizard...i have a feeling you the kinda person who'll tell me when i'm goinno die! I don wanna know ooo!

@Desperate Lady...You right on gal, these are some of Afro's favourite pics. You know that right?...lol

Chari said...

jay!!!! I would never yarn..we go jus dey chop macdonalds dey go...

Jayn Sean said...

@Chariz...bwahahaha...funny dude! Thats very funny!..lol

Eyin'ju Oluwa said...

Awwwwww im jealous, my birthday is around the corner...hehehe

How have you been love?? long time!

Chari said...

thanx babe...and thanx for stoppin by @ ma blog...

am a regular on page already

Ms. emmotions said...

oh omg !!!!

jaybabe not u too!!!

u call that a b...quet
these are the kind of flowers afrobabe will like...lol

jezzzzz

its been a while dear, hope u are doing gr8 abi?

Joy Akut said...

lol' you've just given afrobabe paradise on earth...never seen er...flowers in all shapes and sizes and colours wraped up in one bunch. lmao!

Jayn Sean said...

Eeeeehhh Omo? When is your buffday sweety? When? You know its adviceable to say in advance so that i have time to get something for you? When?
I been okay. Missed you though. Easter was long for me.

@Chariz..you right on boy!!!

@Ms.Emo..hey you? How have you been? Missed you mann! Oh my...i gues this is the right thing i got for our buffday girl. She's still smiling i gues...lol..

@Fantacy Q...lmao..yeah right. Will see you in a minute.

O'Dee said...

LMAO, I had 2 look at d pic again 2 get d full pic. Afrobabe wnt b dissapointed. lol

Sasuke said...

Hear,Hear for the birthday girl. its really good to be loved.

nobody sent me flowers or wrote me a poem on mine oh! i am so jealous

Anonymous said...

i feel dehumanised by this picture jaybabe, really gross, im starting A mens rights group that will fight to ban the use or distortion of our glorious bamboo stick. Afrobabe, we will draw a picket line for u

InCogNaija said...

wow jaybabe, when you come, you come with effects!!! A bouquet of dicks? wow jaybabe, thats a aya level sturves. lmao!!
Welcome back!!!
and happy birthday to afrobabe!

Unknown said...

LOL!!!

Funny...

can I say TMI??

Jayn Sean said...

@Oluwadee...lol..yeah yeah. She loved the bouquet too. Anything that rounds about sex never disappoints Afro. You know how she grew up now? Eeh? Comformed to the bible and all. So now she says she ''knows why the caged birds sings''..lol..

@Sasuke...you'll definitely get that from some one day. When is your buffday anyway? No, no, no i'm not planning on anything. Just for the record you know? So that i remember you on that day. LOL...seriously! Thanx for stopping by.

@Sprezatura...look who's talking. You want me to tell people what you did last summer right? Shud i? Bwahahahahahahah...Afrobabe know variety is the spice of life, so leave the gal in peace to do her choosing ooo!

@Incog...you? how can you say a bouquet of d**ks? Who said thats a bouquet of...? Lokk, thats a bouquet of flowers now! Cant you see those roses and daisies? Pliz, dont spoil Afro's day now abeg!

@Pammy...hey babes! Where have you been? Been to your house a trillion times, cudn't find you. How are you doing?

Can you say what?

anonymous gal(retired blogger) said...

u gals have officially lost it.

ShadeCrown said...

awww very nice.. i missed her bday.. happy belated bday love.. arians rock! hehe hilarious pic..

EDNUTEY said...

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! what d helll??? where on God's earth did u get dat picture from?? LOL dat's just too funny!!!!

Jayn Sean said...

@Anonymous...LOL..

@Sha...she loved the picture!...lol..

@Sparkle...eeh? Sparkle? Whats funny? How can just a mere picture of flowers crack you up like that?**hiss**..naughty gal...

soupasexy said...

lol just saw this now...mine is on the 19th....lol

Flourishing Florida said...

bouquet of penises!!!! this is serious! Afro, am sure after this u'd b cured of ur intrigue in dicks

N.I.M.M.O said...

Damn!

Jayn Sean said...

@Soupasexy...k sweets! I'll make sure i think about you on your special day!**wink**

@Free-flowing florida...Amen! Then all of us can live happily ever after!

@n.i.m.m.o...oya! You think so?

Afrobabe said...

lol...Suopa sexy wants a dick bouquet???

soupasexy said...

lol, dont want one afro..cant handle it. i just wanted some luv on my bday and jaybabe remembered...thanks luv!

Afrobabe said...

lmao...Just googled my name and saw this post...hahahahhahah

Deathcab said...

Hey was googling blogs and this thing came up.
But a) that's so sweet! and b) WTF is that crappic?