Classic Stuff

I hope everybody's fine. Even though i hadn't replied to all the comments left on the post below, i would really like to thank everyone who left something there. I really appreciate your concerns on issues regarding women. But i'm glad i did pass through everyone's blog. Just to let you know that it's this other time of the month. I mean it's month end and i get really busy at work, but i will try and reply next time. And i wanted to wish you all the best laugh-able weekend ever. Take care.

1.WAY TO GO OLD MAN
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

2.Dr Phil (this one na classic abeg)
Four women came to Dr Phil for advice. After carefully analysing their problems he gave them their replies:
''I have realised that all of you women have got one similar problem. You are all obsessed.''
To the first woman: ''You are obsessed with alcohol, that is why you've even called your daughter Brandy''.
To the second woman: ''You are obsessed with money, that is why you've even called your daughter Penny''
To the third woman: ''You are obsessed with the fastest cars, that's why you have called your son Speedy-''

Before he could turn to face the fourth woman, she abruptly stood up, grabbed her son by the arm, and said, ''come on Dick, let's go!''