Me, Him and 3 In A Row

This post is as regards my last two. Mxem! don't mind me on this picture...was just whiling away time.

Well the discussion today is why women and men cheat? You should've been in the office today as i asked my co-workers why they cheat. Women(ladies) talked against men,and the guys were supporting themselves.

I had the following answers:
A woman cheat:
-When she isn't satisfied sexually(1st and foremost!)
-When she realises her man is cheating on her
-Due to distance relationships
-For the fun of it
-The recent inaugration of a 50/50 thing
-When she knows that her man loves her that much and will forgive her if he gets to find out.
-To test if her man loves her(oh my God!)
-Sugar daddies

A man cheat:
-Because He is a man!
-He doesn't give birth,and a woman does
-It was meant to be like that from the start(which start?)
-Makes him feel more of a man
-For the fun of it
-He's in competition with his friends
-Due to distance relationship
-Feeling lust about a girl
-Sugar mummies
-Has got more to give than take(..nonsense!..)

(Who's got the longest list?)

Okay. Maybe you wondering if i've ever cheated? Who? Me?..mxem!..haven't you?. There's no one who can say they haven't cheated abih? Raise your hands..let's see? See?..no one!
Well my reason for that was...ermmm..what was the reason? Mind you i did it only once oo!
Wait a blessed minute! Cheating here i mean going out with one person while also having another intact relationship. Yes thats what i mean. But in a situation where by you break up with one,and then get involved with another,thats no cheating now is it?

My co-workers(especially the men) were like from the beginning,long time ago,during our ancestral times,men were allowed to have more than one. Marry as many as they wanted. So thats when it started. That men should have more than one! The question(mind the u is following the q) now is should that apply to our present times? Ubong Da might be knodding his head!..and maybe DOG supporting him too! To hell with you..lol...I'll still come to tell you why i cheated.
So if ever it happens that i have a lil family of my own i would talk it over with my husband. I wouldn't want a chef of gardener or maid(house girls and boys). Abeg..the last two posts are funny but they carry more meaning than what just meets the eye. Anyway..i gues by the time i do my 3 IN A ROW will be old enuff not to need more hands to help in the house. Or maybe they'll be off to places of their own. Remember Olamild was talking about FAMILY? Thats what it is to me. Wife, husband and the kids. Full stop.

If my husband and i can have that kinda fun...and i mean REAL FUN, what will i(we) be needing the house helpers for? Unless if we wanna bring wahala to the house! God forbid oo!

Now have you ever cheated?...why?