Tuesday, May 31, 2016

While I Was Away...I Got Dirty

It's this other time of the month that i hate so much-month end. Meaning taxpayers are coming in,so it's gonna be so godammn busy i won't be able to come here. But i hope you guys understand now ehh? Lemme go do what i get paid for. I haven't laughed like i did today after reading this one:

A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop, with them are their 8 children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and her 8 children are able to fit in the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man and says to
him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick, that ticking sound is driving me crazy!" The blind man replies, "If you would have put a rubber (condom) at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be sitting in the bus right now, so shut up and walk''.

So i want you to do the folowing:

Go HERE.
Look,smile but don't touch.
DON'T EVEN TOUCH THE SCREEN!!

Nice weekend guys...(coz mine has already started..)

15 comments:

Unknown said...

jay don kolo no be small...

diary of a G said...

okay you are just funny today lol
with that panties picture

ahh the taxman...can't stand em

and the blind guy is so right

Anonymous said...

How now?
www.lovita.bravejournal.com

Manda said...

am i first?

Manda said...

Not this darn comment moderation again!

Manda said...

Da joke was a good one! Hope to see ya soon n my pagey is missing u o!

Nice weekend too.x

EDNUTEY said...

LOL...good one
wait....is that u?
I mean d Knickers thing..hmmm!!!!

EDNUTEY said...

I updated

Jayn Sean said...

@Pammy...i aint' Yoruba or Igbo..please..what does that mean?

Jayn Sean said...

@DOG...at least you understand i was tryina be funny...not like some pschotic lunatics thought!..**hiss**..thanx baby boy.
And i think the husband didn't say a thing and continued on walking..lol..that was a very good one!

@Lovita...how what now?

@manda...going to your page right now!

@Sparkle..thats me alright. But that black one with lace trims...you helped me pick it up at that store remember?..lol..okay which one du want girl?

I'll pass by...

Jayn Sean said...

@Sparkle..oh so you were at a wedding in that dress? Oh my God! you look edible!

Unknown said...

lol...it means that you have gone crazy...hehehehe... :)

Unknown said...

how u dey?

lol@ d blind man

Anonymous said...

after a hard day at work i finally got my smile here.. he he

Jayn Sean said...

@Pammy...think i've gone crazy ehh?...ermmm...well..i think so too..lol..

@Olamild...hey you? Dammnn missed you girl. So you around?
Yeah the blind man...was just sayin' his part of the story jare..lol..but it was very funny..

@Be Silent...i couldn't stop laughin' at that one...good to see you...