Pamela Thinks I'm Weird...

...i gues thats why she tagged me on that one. But really i don't think i am. Thats why again, i took this long to write up something on this topic. I got tagged last year November and i took this long bcoz i was tryina search for anything with me that cud be(.....)you know? But not weird. This is what i came up with.

I don't always wear what i prepared to wear the previous night. Like i'll iron some clothes to wear in the morning. But i'll always end up wearing something else. Its not being weird is it?

I start work at 7:30am on weekdays, that is monday to friday. But everyday i wake up at either 4:30am or sometimes 5am. I donno...after bathing, i'll sit on the couch, with no clothes on, and then my mind will wonder off. I start thinking about my dreams, my goals, my future. I start fantacising about life. Abeg, this happens all the time. I start seeing my self living in some foreign country, just me and the kids(and of course..him). By the time i jump back to reality, it's 7 o'clock!! Heee! people you shud see how i start moving up and down the house, not knowing what to do, where to start! Do i need a housemate?

Somebody nearly broke my ribs on this one. Was it Pamela or Afrobabe or Anonymous girl, who said the first thing they watch out for on a man is the front of his pants! Check if its bulging. If there's a bulge there, she'll know that, 'yaahh, i've hit the jackpot!''..lol..well the first thing i look at on a man, the first time we meet, is his hands, especially the nails! Am i weird? Abeg, those hands do a lot of things ooo! not to talk about the fingers and its nails!

The twitching by my hip when i walk. I donno why that happens. It becomes (weird) if i'll happen to be walking with someone and they ask me, ''hey, whats that sound?'' You know like the twitching sound comes with every step i take.

I can't seem to change my mind about something easily. Once my mind is made up, there's no turning back. Like i always remember the other time, the kids were still young, like 6,4 and 3 years. And that time they were staying with my mum back home. I had made up my mind that i was gonna get them bicycles that month. That whole month, i remember their...well...'father' and i had to go without food bcoz i used all the money to buy those bicycles. No matter how much he tried to make me see reason. Thats the way i am. Still, not weird right?

I sleep with a bible under my pillow. It has to be there EVERYTIME!. Well before that, i used to get nightmares, but ever since i started sleeping with it under there, i don't get those. Even if i did, in that dreadful sleep, i call God's name, or remember that the bible is under my pillow, the nightmares go away. Very weird. I wanda how that happens.

Washing an underwear, takes most of my time sometimes. Especially in the mornings. So when i sleep at night, after bathing, i dont put one on, coz i know in the morning i'll have to wash it again. So the best thing is to sleep with no undy so that in the morning i don't have to worry about that. When i tell people, like i talk about it in the office, they tell me that its not safe, that what if somebody breaks into my house and attempts to rape me, i mean he won't even have to struggle with any undy. But i lock my house now!, and the windows have got burglar bars, so i think i'm safe.
Well...whats the use in sleeping with my undy on, coz if it happened that i slept with my boyfriend or husband, he's gonna take it off! This is life made easy for him ooo!

I don't think i'm weird...do you?