Another Woman's Man = A Dangerous Zone

Can somebody please tell this woman that, that's just a mushroom!

When it comes to issues of cheating, the first thing that comes to ones mind is how their partner performs in bed with the person they are cheating them with. 'Is she/he better than me?'. Why can't we think of something else apart from SEX? Can't somebody cheat by just meerly hanging out with the other person, without them sleeping together? Easier said than done huh?!

Now women have come up with dangerous means of protecting what is theirs. I donno if men do it too. Well..i've heard of only a one in million case where a man goes out to an extent of 'going a step further'.

Three Nigerian men came to Botswana sometime last year on a business trip. I've read the story on newspapers now, coz it was all over the country. So these guys booked in one hotel next to the University, Gaborone Sun most probably. They got involved with some girls from the university and a few days after the guys left..heee! Those girls started having worms coming outta their private parts! God! Those girls suffered oooo! Kai! Well..i haven't been to school to see them, but rumours had it that, you wouldn't stay one single minute in their room! The smell that came outta there was umbearable. We got most of the stories and the pictures of the girls in The Voice Newspaper. It reported that the girls made endless visits to hospitals to no avail. It published the pictures of the girls with their legs apart like that. Bcoz they said if they placed their legs together, it hurt real bad. My God! Just imagine, some funny small worms coming outta there! Well...i donno where the girls are right now, but i heard the last time they were seen in this country was when they were boarding a plane to Nigeria. Only the wives to those men, were the only people who could cure them! See? Another woman's man is a dangerous dial to touch!

It doesn't only happen in Nigeria. In fact i think it happens everywhere in Africa. I donno about the western world, but in every country in Africa, its common.

When my mum was still working and i was still at high school, she used to have a friend. They were not very close, but they came together when they wanted to have a woman to woman talk, you know? So it happened that this woman, my mum's friend, was dating a married guy. She was a conductor in the said guy's bus, while he was the driver. I gues thats how they met. And then, they started shagging. Ha! The wife found out ooo! And then when she wanted some answers, she didnt get any. And then she kept quiet.It so happened that my mum's friend started having her periods 24/7/365. There was not a day that passed by without her having her flows. She confided in my mum, thats how i got to know,coz my mum and i are friends. I asked my mum what she said to her. She was like, ''i had long told that woman to leave another man's husband alone, but she wouldn't listen. Now, let her get herself outta that mess''. See? It happens everywhere.

There are so many cases concerning consequences of dating another woman's husband. Just that people dont come forward about them. A similar case i once heard was where a woman who was 'knocking' another one, got into her periods everytime she's supposed to go meet with the guy. Everytime. Ha! How these things happen i donno ooo! So abeg, girls, watch out. If he belongs to another one, don't even think twice!
Coz you'll be pressing a wrong button!

Well..it's as a result of all the shagging and the over protection of the 'mushroom' that we end up celebrating baby showers every weekend. Like i said, as long as they wont stop making babies, i wont stop having a good time while waiting for another new mouth! This one happened over the weekend and like always, it was a blast!

I haven't done a tour of Blogville in a long time. So guys, have a productive week!