Words Of Wisdom

hello errryburry, i got this from a friend and thought you could also learn from it.

stop telling people how they should live their lives by asking them personal questions like when are you buying a car , buying a house, when are you getting married, when are you having a child etc.

stop asking people questions they don't have answers for, it exposes your level of maturity and intelligence e.g. why do you have skin rashes, have gained or lost weight etc.

if something is not your business stay out of it unless you are asked for advise.

it is normal to gossip but please don't make it a habit, rather turn your gossiping skills into something positive.

nobody is perfect; we all have our weaknesses, so stop complaining or criticising other people, because they also feel the same about you. it is just that they are emotionally matured and accept you the way you are.

compliment a person if she looks nice instead of asking what is the occasion

try to associate with positive people and avoid negative people who always try to bring you down

if a person tells you something confidential or personal stop discussing it with other people, it exposes your level of maturity

learn to think before you talk

with luv
jaybabe.

Classic Stuff

I hope everybody's fine. Even though i hadn't replied to all the comments left on the post below, i would really like to thank everyone who left something there. I really appreciate your concerns on issues regarding women. But i'm glad i did pass through everyone's blog. Just to let you know that it's this other time of the month. I mean it's month end and i get really busy at work, but i will try and reply next time. And i wanted to wish you all the best laugh-able weekend ever. Take care.

1.WAY TO GO OLD MAN
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

2.Dr Phil (this one na classic abeg)
Four women came to Dr Phil for advice. After carefully analysing their problems he gave them their replies:
''I have realised that all of you women have got one similar problem. You are all obsessed.''
To the first woman: ''You are obsessed with alcohol, that is why you've even called your daughter Brandy''.
To the second woman: ''You are obsessed with money, that is why you've even called your daughter Penny''
To the third woman: ''You are obsessed with the fastest cars, that's why you have called your son Speedy-''

Before he could turn to face the fourth woman, she abruptly stood up, grabbed her son by the arm, and said, ''come on Dick, let's go!''

It's A Lie And A Laugh

Don't Lie To Kids: What an experience!
There was this guy sunbathing in the nude at the beach. Well, this little girl comes up to him, so he covers his private parts with a newspaper.
The little girl says, "What's under there?"
So the man answers, "A bird."
The girl goes away and the man falls asleep. When he wakes up; he is in a hospital and in great pain.
A doctor comes up to his bed and asks, "What happened?"
The man answers, "I don't know. I was at the beach and I fell asleep after talking to a little girl."
So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they go to the beach to find any witnesses.
When they get there, they see the little girl the man was talking about.
So they ask her if she did anything to the man.
She answers, "I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping, I played with his bird. After a while, it spit at me, so I broke its neck, burned its nest, and smashed all its eggs.

Never Lie To Your Boss: Else You Are As Good As Dead!
boss said to an employee: "Do you believe in life after Death?
employee: "Certainly not! There's no proof of it", he replied.
boss : "Well…, there is proof now.
After you left early yesterday to go to your only uncle's funeral, He came here looking for you!"

Never Lie To Yourself: Vincent walks into a bar in Pretoria, orders three pints of Black Label and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finished all three, he comes back to the bar and orders threemore. The bartender says to him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time." Vinn replies, "Well, you see, I have two friends. One is in Polokwane, the other in Lebowakgomo, and I'm here in Pretoria . When I left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we all drank together." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. Vinn becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way: he orders three pints and drinks the three pints by taking drinks from each of them in turn. One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars in the bar notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."
Vinny looks confused for a moment, then a lights dawn in his eye and he laughs. "Oh, no," he says, "Everyone is fine. It's me.....I've quit drinking!"

Guys...i'll see you after the weekend, have a good one. And Please be careful of what you do and how you do it! Ciaaooo!!

Life vs Fear

Tomorrow will soon be yesterday,and yesterday was once tomorrow.But what about today?Is it important?
Do we constantly obsess over everything but the present?If the memories are what hurt then why do we hold on to them?

If the present is the most enjoyable then why does it go by so quickly?
Why do the best things in life seem unreachable?And why do the worst things seem to fall into your lap? But most importantly,why do we think these things?

Seeing is believing for most people,and if they see it happen to them,they will believe it for the rest of their lives and think nothing different of it. But why can't we just believe that things just happen,no matter what the immediate reaction is? In the end,no matter how good or bad,it always turns out for the best:

We learn. We learn about life.We learn lessons.We learn reasons.
We learn answers.And most importantly,we learn feelings.Our feelings.After all,what are we without feelings? One feeling everyone feels is fear.It is the least discussed emotion between humans.

Why? People fear it. Ironic? Yes.But why do we fear fear?
Most people fear that they will be teased or mistreated because what they feel could be different than another's.But is teasing and mistreating what they really fear?Could it be that they fear they could actually make an impact on someone's life?
Or maybe even because they know they can rub off on that person and they would no longer be an individual?.

An example of this could be a phobia.Let's say someone is scared of heights and they won't tell anyone. It could possibly be because they fear if they tell another person,they could rub off on them,or even find out that the other person feels the same way. But they could face their fears together,and learn:They can learn about their friendship.

As quoted from Alanis Morrisette,"...you live,you learn,you love,you learn,you try,you learn,you lose,you learn.....".
That song "You Learn" always had an impact on me.I made so much sense that one could not ignore it.

Tomorrow will soon be yesterday,and yesterday was once tomorrow. What makes us think about this is past experiences and up coming experiences. Why? The fact of the matter is......we fear it.I think it is time that mankind got over their fear of the present and actually learn something.

Don't you????

T'was Written In The Stars...

Hey guys. Hope you all had a gr8 weekend? Mine was hectic. Okay first things first. I gues it was difficult for the judges to come up with the top 20. We were up at The Big 5 Lodge from 8am till 7pm. See this girl i'm pictured here with? Thats Rose. I had a tie with her, and then we had to battle it out, just the two of us, up till she made it thru. Guys, that was some competition ooo! Those people's voices? Ah-ah! I couldn't match oo!
Okay fine. I know you guys are disappointed in me, and i was disappointed too. Especially that i had come that far, had to go in, sing my lungs out, make it to the next round, and just as i was facing the top 20 category, i flopped.
I must admit Rose is a better singer than me. So i really think she deserved to go in. By the time it was just the two of us, i was really tired. Finished. But hey..i don't really have any hard feelings for the judges, coz..like somebody once said..'when one door closes, another one opens. So..you watch this column...! I won't tell you about it now..**smiling**

From The Big 5 Lodge, i headed straight to Dorcas' house coz she had organised a lil something for me with her friends. This girl is crazy oo! That lil something turned out to be a huge party which went on until the wee hours of the morning. She still owes me an explaination for that! I'll come back to upload the pictures oo! You know how party-animally i am, so look forward to some crazy pictures here.

Like i said, it was a crazy weekend.The party ended around 3:30am and by 5am i was still up, tryina solve some issues between Faith and her boyfriend, who wanted to send her to the gallows then. Kai! Children of today? Why do they think its easy to get in and outside a relationship if you so wish? Anyway..they booked into some lodge and then sunday morning they came to my house. Now Faith was not talking to the boyfriend, and the boyfriend was crying, and then i was asked to intervine. Good Lord!...