Case 2:
A maid in a Sandton home wanted an increase.
The Madam was very upset about this and asked: "Now Princess, why do you want an increase?"
Princess: "Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase, the first is that I iron better than you."
Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Princess: "The master said so."
Madam: "oh."
Princess: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Madam: "nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Princess: "the master did."
Madam: "oh."
Princess: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."
Madam (very upset now): "did the master say so as well?"
Princess: "no madam, the gardener did."
10 comments:
LOL!!
Crazy jay!!
where do you find these jokes...
:D
but you jay! the gardener??? anyway, about the lil poem on my blog, go ahead take it...
hi you, crazy jokes but go ahead and copy the lil poem on my blog
@Pammy...lol at that too. I get them from my emails and then i'm like lemme share them with these my good people here..
You been good?
@Lulu...Ooohhh! Lulu thanx ehh? For givin me the go ahead with the lil poem...I love it...really..
OMGGGGGGGGG
BUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Lord help me
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my goosh girl... will everyone else post on ma blog when they see you first second, third...4th????
thanks for passing by though n loving it..the poem
LMAO...it had better not be d Master
I sure say madam go behead Princess dat day
lol
good one Jaybabe
good one
lol
funny
whats with you and the "gardener"
in your last two post?
I'll holla
you have beautiful eyes
truly
so you took off word V
sweeeeeeet
huh!!!!! just dropped by....
but i love cooking...may be i can do better than both...
@Olamild..hey girl i been to bravejournal.Spent the whole there maabane.So you really are Sparkle's sister? or you just pulling our legs? God! i enjoyed the slide shows...dammnnn!
And hey..don't laugh like that..almost red all of your teeth!..lol..
@Lulu...i wanted write up to tenth and then i decided against it.I was really enjoying it,as i was the only one in your house..lol..next time keep the back window open!..lol
@Sparkle...lol..you can say that again girl..me too..i wanted to see what was gonna happen if the Princess had said the master did..lol..oh my God!
@DOG...Hey you? So you are around? Me and the gardener my foot! Don't you dare start with me DOG..well there's a reason why i had to post the last two..keep watch on that column.
My eyes? You really think so? Oh! well..thanx
Word V? Yeah....i don't like it too.And you asked me to remove it..so the ear that listens....
@Eddiie..and i'm still learning how to cook,i can't do it proper proper wa bona? So i hope to get there...WHAT? I mean cooking in the kitchen dammnit!..dirty minded little creature!..lol..
thanx for stopping by mann!
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